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I regret that my neighbour, Professor Powles, will find that 'there is no armour 'gainst' the choice between 'Physical' and 'Physics' (Bulletin, November 1964). I have suffered from both applicants for the Gymnasium seeking the Physical Department and also from applicants for the Dispensary seeking the Physic(s) Department. My harassment only ceased when I took the name-plate off my public door and relied upon the hall-porter directing the lost patient to the right place.